Vintage Cotton Twill Cap - I fuck on the first date

$34.95
No small talk, no mixed signals—just radical honesty stitched into the perfect vintage-washed cap.

This hat isn’t for the shy or the subtle. It’s for the ones who know what they want and aren’t afraid to say it (or wear it). Whether you’re sparking conversation, scaring off the weak, or simply setting expectations, this cap does the work so you don’t have to.

Wear it to brunch, to the bar, or straight to their place—wherever the night takes you. 😉

💥 Consider it a disclaimer. 💥

• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
• 'I fuck on the first date' embroidery

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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No small talk, no mixed signals—just radical honesty stitched into the perfect vintage-washed cap.

This hat isn’t for the shy or the subtle. It’s for the ones who know what they want and aren’t afraid to say it (or wear it). Whether you’re sparking conversation, scaring off the weak, or simply setting expectations, this cap does the work so you don’t have to.

Wear it to brunch, to the bar, or straight to their place—wherever the night takes you. 😉

💥 Consider it a disclaimer. 💥

• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
• 'I fuck on the first date' embroidery

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!